destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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  • atimbalancefuck marry kill Michael B. Jordan, Idris Elba, Jamie Foxx
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    Marry: Michael because he’s bae and that also means I get to fuck him so yeahhh

    Fuck: Idris because I mean does this need an explanation 

    Kill: Jamie because he has fuck boy tendencies 

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  • #that Jamie Foxx one has me dyinnnn #I'd switch the marry & fuck tho #cuz Idris is bae #but to each their own
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  • #reference #books #fuck college
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nastynas1991:

The world is terrifying right now. There’s a full blown civil war looming in Libya, Russians invading the sovereign nation of Ukraine, an extremist army in Iraq and Syria trying to control the region, Israel and Gaza are still at war, Africa is currently dealing with the worst Ebola outbreak in history, black people are being killed for their skin color, and women are still being demeaned and oppressed. I wonder what’s going to happen next. There’s just too much chaos.

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Objects In The Mirror

Mac Miller & The Internet
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  • #this song reminds me of bae #💔 #Mac miller #is trash #but this is the only song I fuck with
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thagal:

okay why are white people literally acting like theyre not responsible for 99.9% of all serial murders, murdering sprees and school shootings

why are you being like this…sit down

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  • #wow
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optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

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  • #it's no problem #if it is you're cut
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chidorisenbons:

"they cant be gay because this isnt a yaoi manga" thanks for basically saying that gay characters dont exist in any manga other than yaoi

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zacharonyandcheese:

You know you’re an asshole when

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  • #snapchat
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  • #Bucky Barnes
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  • #wow #wowwww #woooow #moc
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  • #yoooooo #best issue all year #hands down
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  • #bae #Chris Pratt
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